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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I attracted to older men?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So they tried