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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Term Sheet Next: SV Angel alum Steven Lee debuts Seven Stars with $40 million first fund - Fortune

Next, they tried...

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Nostalgic Tunes Trigger Stronger Urge to Dance Than Familiar Hits - Neuroscience News

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Screen Time Nightmare: How ‘Digital Pacifiers’ Are Sucking The Sanity Out Of Children - Study Finds

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I attracted to older men?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

No go.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

So they tried